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Name: dustin
Country: United States
State: Texas
Birthday: 10/29/1983
Gender: Male
Interests: i like making music, writing literature, and making art stuff.
Expertise: lame jokes
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Member Since:
4/21/2004
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| well, i'm back on xanga again to continue writing little stupid posts for my one true friend, Gunnar. maybe not my one TRUE friend, but my one nosy friend who keeps reading all my posts. anyway, Gunnar, here's the deal, i just started working for this guy named Jay who is starting an electronics selling website, so from now on all my posts are going to be selfless plugs for the brand new, better-than-everything-else website www.BluejayCardinal.com where you, Gunnar, can find good deals on electronics.
i know it sounds weird to hear me clearly sell out in such a brazen fashion, but shut the crap up. also, don't tell Ted Stevens, but i broke his JVC camcorder, so now i'm going to wait until BluejayCardinal.com is up and running so i can by a really cheap and delicious replacement... if I'm shopping there, you know it's cheap... i hope. 
no, it will be. Jay only marks his stuff up like 12 bucks per thing, so it's literally 12 bucks more expensive than wholesale, plus jay's a nice guy. a lot nicer than you Gunnar.
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| well, i was going to make a post, but instead i just wrote this and logged off. good and lame. | | |
| hey, guys... i wrote some poems... and i put them on facebook... you can read them if you like, but if you don't like, then for heaven's sake don't read them. | | |
| i have free time for the first time in a while, and here i am on stupid Xanga... you know what that means... not much happening on facebook! ha ha "dustin you're so clever." thanks you know, i sometimes think it would be pretty nice to have a split personality. if you and the other you were friends, what would be the problem? If i had another personality, he and i would be best buds. I'd go to school and pretend to be him. i'd take english tests for him and he'd take all my math tests (assuming he is a math guy). no one would ever be able to tell us apart. it would be like having the ultimate twin... "hey, that would be a good title for this Xanga post." split personality would be good, but i don't think i'd like having two sperate heads. sure it would be 'like' split personality, but two heads just seems more cumbersome... every time you see youself naked you're actually seeing someone else naked too. gives me the willies. wait a minute... that's just like split personality! i tell you what. i really wouldn't mind having wings. forget other personalities... no offence. "none taken." was that a dumb joke? "yes." | | |
| well i got lost on the Internet and i ended up on my xanga site... does anyone else think it's weird that, of all the letters i don't capitalize, i actually capitalized Internet? does anyone else think it's also weird that address all my xanga posts to gunnar? i find it weird that anyone at all reads my posts. i guess someone has to keep tabs on me. I always knew gunnar was a bit of a spy...(so if i only talk to gunnar on these xanga posts, then does that mean i'm talking about gunnar to gunnar?) i guess i should say something like, "i always knew you were a bit of a spy, gunnar."
"that's stupid," you say.
"i had a feeling you'd say that," I say.
"you're so dumb," you respod while rolling your eyes.
"so you ARE a spy?!" i shout. "well, you're not getting any info from me, you spy-being ex-friend!"
"?," you say.
"?, is right... but I've got a question gunnar--if that is your real name--if you've been pretending not to be a spy, how can i be sure that you were'nt pretending to be my friend? is that all i am to you,some project, some job?"
we're such ex-friends now
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